Verify the World

Raise me upon your shoulders and rejoice!  For I am on the intersphere!  My blogoscope is longer than yours, and I can confirm this with mathematics!

Poppycock aside, it’s beyond obvious to any puny-brained sociologist that an ego like mine, once digitized, could not be confined to the meek spaces of IRC, twitter, and lolcats, but must burst freely from the dusty vial in which it was once contained to spill into this dark, sticky vertex of the web in which you now flutter.

From this space most cybery, I shall drip mercilessly onto the white slacks of convention!  I shall drink from the cup of my betters, and I shall backwash mightily. Beware, clean things, “known” things, things that are accepted without test or interrogation.  By the fing-longering grace of the internet, I (we!) can confirm or deny where others once bobbled their heads mindlessly to your ever-repeating muzak.  There are no questions but those we seek to answer.  There are no answers unsought.

My stars and garters, but that was cathartic.

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